CRUISE CRAZY: THE CRUISE ADDICT’S SURVIVAL GUIDE
Sep
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Product Description
For millions of people each year, a journey isn’t usually a pleasant eighth month it’s an obsession. These Cruise Crazies have simply GOT TO BE ON ONE – landlubber jobs and responsibilities be damned. Luckily for them, there is a brand brand new behavioral care beam by Dr. Kruz Nutty (a.k.a. Bob Mick), the world’s premier management on journey addiction. Through Dr. Nutty’s Cruise Crazy, take a ask to find which of the 4 levels of journey mania you have reached. Then take note of the dumb pre- and post-cruise rituals and obsessive-compulsive symptoms which give journey addicts divided whilst guidance brand brand new conditions which eventually conclude their funny addictive behaviors: Stage 1: Pre-Cruise Psychosis – a happy mania over selecting the undiluted cruise; hosting cruise-themed parties, and promulgation unconstrained newsletters to friends about their destiny cruise. Stage 2: Traumatic Travel Syndrome, where NOTHING will keep Cruise Crazies from removing to the boat on time. Driving at break-neck speed to their pier of departure, engagement usually hotels with bay views to watch for their ship, and pang from Seaport Personality Syndrome get out of the proceed as these Crazies pour out onto the ship. Stage 3: Sea Junky. Here they possibly recede in to dull poolside lounging, hibiscus in hair, sipping umbrella-laden ice-cold drinks, and floating peacefully on bluish waters, or they rev up in to a frenzy of shipboard and seaport activities by overindulging, overshopping, overeating, and overdipping in to each pier of call with complete abandon. Stage 4: Severe Ship Separation Anxiety as journey crazies proceed the dreaded finish of the cruise, when days of rash merriment come to an end. But Dr. Nutty does not desert his dry-land cheerless Crazies here. Discover his 25-step Cruise Recovery Program with the bathtub buffets, mistake journey boat rooms, and alternative journey withdrawal remedies. Laughter is regularly the most appropriate disinfectant and Cruise Crazy might be all the giggle care – or support – you need.
Cruise Crazy: The Cruise Addict’s Survival Guide
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Mark J. Greiner
Wow, how I regret purchasing this book. If it weren’t impractical to return it (thankfully, it didn’t cost that much), I would. The author clearly thinks that he is witty and quite funny. Some will agree with this assessment (maybe adults over 70 and children 7 and younger). Most, however, won’t get his humor at all. Many times, his failed attempt at humor clouds the message he is trying to deliver. I did pick up a few interesting ideas from those parts I did read, but not emough good ideas to warrant finishing the book. It is just too arduous of a read.
Rating: 1 / 5
J. WISNESKI
This book was a complete waste. The author must have been taking drugs or is just mentally ill. I hope no one else who is interested in taking cruises will buy this book. Save your money and take another cruise.
PS I had to give the book a one star, the program wouldn’t let me give it no stars as it deserves.
Rating: 1 / 5
Cabcruises
This book had me laughing all the way through. I felt like the author was writing about me. I am so addicted to cruises that just about everything the author mentioned, I could relate to. It’s a fun, light hearted book, easy to read and just makes you smile. I would recommend reading it.
Rating: 4 / 5
PrintingChick
Bought this book as a pair with “Cruise Confidential” by Brian Bruns because I am indeed a cruise-crazy, cruise addict.
I found it silly and childish. Even my young son thought the humor was immature and unfunny.
Don’t waste your money.
Rating: 1 / 5
Nancy J. Myers
This book is great for the novice or experienced cruiser. Dr. Kruz Nutty describes your feelings about your first cruise and gives you useful information, as well as, describing how you feel after several cruises. It is very informative, as well as, funny, which makes it interesting to read. I would recommend this book to anyone that is going on their first cruise or their 100th. I can not wait to read the next book about cruising that Dr. Kruz Nutty may write in the future.
Rating: 5 / 5